- Benny: Oh, hey. Am I fired?
- George Lopez: Nope. You're still hanging to the same thread you've been clinging to for 36 years. You're off the hook. Mel's son was looking for attention. He took it out on the factory.
- Carmen Lopez: Zack Powers did this?
- George Lopez: Hey, I told you that dude was a criminal! God, God help the skank that falls in love with him.
- [Carmen makes a face]
- Benny: [to George] You do what you have to do, but I'm gonna tell you one thing. I always stood up for you. No matter what they accused you of, breaking a window, cheating on a test. I don't care. I said "He didn't do it" because you were my son. You could've killed somebody and I would've gone on TV and said he's a good boy, even after I hid the body. So you go in, mister manager, and do your job tomorrow.
- George Lopez: Come on, Mel. Would you fire your mom for something she didn't do?
- Mel Powers: Oh, man. I just wish she was alive so I could do it again!
- George Lopez: I had a horrible day. One of the workers trashed the factory. We have to shut down.
- Angie Lopez: [seriously] Oh, my God, who would do that?
- [laughs]
- Angie Lopez: I'm just messing with you. What's gonna happen to your mom?
- Mel Powers: So, how's my boy doing?
- George Lopez: How's he doing as the boss's son or how's he doing as a worker?
- Mel Powers: Well, let's start with worker.
- George Lopez: Ooh. Bad attitude, late, incompetent.
- Mel Powers: Okay, let's try boss's son.
- George Lopez: Bad attitude, late, incompetent, but I look forward to working for him someday.
- [Benny storms out after learning her co-workers were betting on whether her relationship with Randy would last or not]
- George Lopez: [to the workers] Are you happy? My mother's in pain. Now, I hope we all learned a lesson about making a game out of other people's suffering!
- [a crash is heard from outside and a car alarm goes off]
- George Lopez: 20 bucks that's Mel's car.
- George Lopez: [during the bloopers, laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm having fun, is that so horrible?