George Lopez (TV Series)

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

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Quotes 

• Benny : [to George II]  Oh, hey, dude. How was your trip over here? Did you skitch on the bumper of a bus? Did you catch some mad air? Did you get all sad when you saw people your age driving by in cars?

  George Lopez : No. Do you get all sad when you see people your age being driven by in hearses?

• Benny : [after George II leaves]  George, what the hell was he talking about? "See you at Thanksgiving"?

  George Lopez : Look, Mom, I decided to invite Manny and his family over.

  Benny : No. Hell, no. You know, it's bad enough you let that idiot back into your life. Why do you have to shove him into mine?

  George Lopez : Manny's sick, Mom. He's got kidney disease.

  Benny : Well, why didn't you say so? Of course Manny can come. This year, uh, when we go around the table and say what we're thankful for, let me go first.

• Carmen Lopez : Hey, Mom, look at this antique charm bracelet Grandma Lydia gave me. She got it in Italy.

  Angie Lopez : Lydia, you shouldn't spoil the kids.

  Benny : Why not? She spoiled my marriage. She spoiled her son. Oh, look. The guacamole's turning brown just 'cause she's sitting next to it.

  Lydia : Angie, I just can't help spoiling these children. They are so adorable. And besides, having a FEMALE grandmother will be good for them.

  Benny : Lucky for you drag queens count.

• [George is trying to decide whether or not to give Manny a kidney] 

  Angie Lopez : So, what are you gonna do, honey?

  George Lopez : I don't know, Angie. I mean, he is my dad.

  Benny : No, he's not. I was your dad. I brought home the bacon, I gave you your first beer, I taught you how to shave.

  George Lopez : Yeah, all in the same day.