George Lopez (TV Series)

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : [after George II leaves]  George, what the hell was he talking about? "See you at Thanksgiving"?

  George Lopez : Look, Mom, I decided to invite Manny and his family over.

  Benny : No. Hell, no. You know, it's bad enough you let that idiot back into your life. Why do you have to shove him into mine?

  George Lopez : Manny's sick, Mom. He's got kidney disease.

  Benny : Well, why didn't you say so? Of course Manny can come. This year, uh, when we go around the table and say what we're thankful for, let me go first.

• George Lopez : [when Max is unable to sleep]  You know what I do when I can't sleep? I just read some of Carmen's poetry. "If my tears could water the world, I..." Zzzz.

• [Angie is against George's decision to give his father a kidney] 

  George Lopez : Well, I think I'm doing the right thing. I'm being noble, Angie.

  Angie Lopez : I didn't marry a noble man. I married you.