George Lopez (TV Series)

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : That turkey looks like a pterodactyl.

  Angie Lopez : And how do you spell pterodactyl?

  [Max, unable to answer, is silent for a moment] 

  Max Lopez : That turkey looks like a duck.

• Carmen Lopez : Hey, Mom, look at this antique charm bracelet Grandma Lydia gave me. She got it in Italy.

  Angie Lopez : Lydia, you shouldn't spoil the kids.

  Benny : Why not? She spoiled my marriage. She spoiled her son. Oh, look. The guacamole's turning brown just 'cause she's sitting next to it.

  Lydia : Angie, I just can't help spoiling these children. They are so adorable. And besides, having a FEMALE grandmother will be good for them.

  Benny : Lucky for you drag queens count.

• Lydia : Oh, Angie, this is so great. Two families coming together for Thanksgiving. What is the name of George's strange friend again?

  Angie Lopez : Ernie.

  Lydia : Ah, yes, Ernie. I will not sit next to him.

• [George is trying to decide whether or not to give Manny a kidney] 

  Angie Lopez : So, what are you gonna do, honey?

  George Lopez : I don't know, Angie. I mean, he is my dad.

  Benny : No, he's not. I was your dad. I brought home the bacon, I gave you your first beer, I taught you how to shave.

  George Lopez : Yeah, all in the same day.

• [Angie is against George's decision to give his father a kidney] 

  George Lopez : Well, I think I'm doing the right thing. I'm being noble, Angie.

  Angie Lopez : I didn't marry a noble man. I married you.