George Lopez (TV Series)

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)

Lou Diamond Phillips: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : [to George II]  Oh, hey, dude. How was your trip over here? Did you skitch on the bumper of a bus? Did you catch some mad air? Did you get all sad when you saw people your age driving by in cars?

  George Lopez : No. Do you get all sad when you see people your age being driven by in hearses?

• [George II tells George he's giving their father his kidney] 

  George Lopez : Yeah, all those times we fought and I asked him if he wanted a piece of me. Now it looks like he's gonna get one.

• [George is trying to decide whether or not to give Manny a kidney] 

  Angie Lopez : So, what are you gonna do, honey?

  George Lopez : I don't know, Angie. I mean, he is my dad.

  Benny : No, he's not. I was your dad. I brought home the bacon, I gave you your first beer, I taught you how to shave.

  George Lopez : Yeah, all in the same day.