George Lopez (TV Series)

Why You Crying? (2004)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : We've already grounded Max, no TV for a month.

  Benny : Oh yeah, 30 days without the talking sponge, that's gonna hurt.

• Angie Lopez : When you slapped Max you hurt his identity.

  Benny : No, I'm sure that's about two feet lower.

• Benny : In my day, disciplining your kids is now called child abuse. Keeping an eye on your man is now called stalking. Hell, back then, no meant yes, at least it did with me.

  [Max doesn't get it] 

  Benny : Anyway... I guess what I'm saying is... well, here's a twenty, are we cool?

  Max Lopez : Yeah, we're cool. I'm sorry about what I said.Grandma.

  Benny : Ah forget it, we all say stupid stuff.

  Max Lopez : Grandma, did your dad ever say he gave up on you?

  Benny : Max, where's this coming from?

  Max Lopez : I'm falling behind in school and Dad says he's quitting me.

  Benny : Wow, you know my dad might've beaten me like an old rug but he never gave up on me. You might think about getting your crap together.

• Angie Lopez : Did Grandma apologize to you?

  Max Lopez : [shows his $20 bill]  No, but she gave me 20 reasons to get over it.

  Angie Lopez : [to Benny]  That's your answer? You buy family?

  Benny : All those celebrity lesbian couples do it.

  George Lopez : Let's see, $20 a smack you owe me about two hundred thousand dollars.

  Benny : Ah shut your identity hole!