George Lopez (TV Series)

Who's Your Daddy? (2002)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : What's that smell?

  Max Lopez : That's our new dog.

  George Lopez : Ooh, he doesn't smell new. Put him on his leash and take him for a walk.

  Carmen Lopez : He can't walk.

  George Lopez : Then pick him up and squeeze him till he pees.

• Angie Lopez : Alright everybody, I'm going to show you how to give the dog his insulin shot.

  [the dog looks at her] 

  Angie Lopez : You know what? We learn by doing,

  [gives Carmen the syringe] 

  Angie Lopez : Go ahead, Carmen.

  Carmen Lopez : [hands the syringe to Max]  Here, you're a boy, you're gross, you do it.

  Max Lopez : [backs off]  I'm just a kid.

  Benny : You know what? When I was a kid, I had an older dog that was sick and needed a lot of special care. Then one day, somebody accidentally left the gate open and the dog ran away, got all better.