George Lopez (TV Series)

Who's Your Daddy? (2002)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [looking at a picture of Manny]  Who's that he's holding?

  Aunt Cecilia : That's you.

  Benny : Do you know why he's holding you? Because he just sold your crib for weed.

• Benny : Wow, 5 gallons of mayonnaise for $5. When I'm done, they can bury me in it.

• Benny : Why's the dog on the table?

  Carmen Lopez : He's allergic to the grass.

  Benny : That's some dog your mom got, when's she bringing home the purple pony?

• Angie Lopez : Alright everybody, I'm going to show you how to give the dog his insulin shot.

  [the dog looks at her] 

  Angie Lopez : You know what? We learn by doing,

  [gives Carmen the syringe] 

  Angie Lopez : Go ahead, Carmen.

  Carmen Lopez : [hands the syringe to Max]  Here, you're a boy, you're gross, you do it.

  Max Lopez : [backs off]  I'm just a kid.

  Benny : You know what? When I was a kid, I had an older dog that was sick and needed a lot of special care. Then one day, somebody accidentally left the gate open and the dog ran away, got all better.