George Lopez (TV Series)

Who's Your Daddy? (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [looking at a picture of Manny]  Who's that he's holding?

  Aunt Cecilia : That's you.

  Benny : Do you know why he's holding you? Because he just sold your crib for weed.

• Angie Lopez : [the kids won't give the dog an injection]  George, the dog needs his insulin shot, if he doesn't get it he'll go into a coma.

  George Lopez : What's he in now?

• George Lopez : I've never seen my mother run away from anybody before.

  Aunt Cecilia : That's your mother? Georgie! I'm your Aunt Cecelia.

  George Lopez : [remembering]  Oh yeah, the poisoned cookie lady.

• George Lopez : What's that smell?

  Max Lopez : That's our new dog.

  George Lopez : Ooh, he doesn't smell new. Put him on his leash and take him for a walk.

  Carmen Lopez : He can't walk.

  George Lopez : Then pick him up and squeeze him till he pees.

• George Lopez : [to the dog]  I guess we got a lot of things inside us bothering us. I'm torn up with all these emotions and feelings and, you have ringworm and bladder infection.