George Lopez (TV Series)

What George Doesn't Noah... (2004)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Zack Powers : [to Carmen]  How come you never wear this tube top for me?

  Carmen Lopez : That's a headband.

  Zack Powers : All right, put this thong on.

  Carmen Lopez : That's a shoelace.

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Your boyfriend's in the closet.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, my God!

  [the closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out; George doesn't notice] 

  George Lopez : I know, I don't like it either, but just because Noah's gay...

  [Zack gets back into the closet slowly] 

  George Lopez : ... it has nothing to do with you.

• Carmen Lopez : [to Max]  Buttmunch!

  Max Lopez : [to Carmen]  Buttweed!

  Carmen Lopez : [to Max]  Buttface!

  Angie Lopez : [to Carmen and Max]  Okay, stop it. You are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!