George Lopez (TV Series)

What George Doesn't Noah... (2004)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Look, Angie, I know I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. I am gonna kill Carmen!

  Angie Lopez : I am tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting. WE are gonna kill Carmen!

• Carmen Lopez : [to Max]  Buttmunch!

  Max Lopez : [to Carmen]  Buttweed!

  Carmen Lopez : [to Max]  Buttface!

  Angie Lopez : [to Carmen and Max]  Okay, stop it. You are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!

• Angie Lopez : [after George and Benny see Noah kissing a guy]  He's a jock. He's probably afraid to come out, so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.

  Benny : I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...

  George Lopez : Mom!

• Benny : [about Noah]  I know for sure that guy's a liar.

  Angie Lopez : How?

  Benny : He said your cooking was delicious. Either he's a liar or he's never had food before.