George Lopez (TV Series)

The Wedding Dance (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [the guys from the bachelor party are drunk and calling George a wuss]  One more 'wuss' and I tell EVERYBODY at work who cried when the stripper pole danced to 'Over the Rainbow'.

  [everybody shuts up] 

• Max Lopez : [carries Mr. Needles out on a tray, his head in a safety cone]  Dad, the dog needs his shot.

  Frank : What's wrong with the dog?

  George Lopez : Why do you think something's wrong with it? He's diabetic and he can't walk. Angie bought him off some homeless guy.

  Frank : ...So do you have a name for him or are you waiting to see how this pans out?

• George Lopez : [Angie sinks against him dancing]  Whoa, come back up here, *that* wasn't in The King and I.

• Angie Lopez : [sees the video of their dance]  Oh my God!

  [look of horror] 

  Angie Lopez : Oh my God.

  George Lopez : Should I fast forward to when the guys start pinning dollars on you?

  Angie Lopez : No.

  George Lopez : How about the part when you start spanking me?

  Angie Lopez : No!

• George Lopez : Hey Mom, you made it for the wedding.

  Benny : I'm just getting a plate, I'm not staying.

  George Lopez : Tell me you didn't cut the cake.

  Benny : I cut a piece off the back, nobody will notice.

• George Lopez : Hey, you gave the dog a name.

  Max Lopez : Yeah, I named him Mr. Needles because of all his shots.

• Benny : If you do find your father, tell him I want my virginity back.

  George Lopez : Why? What're *you* going to do with it?

  Benny : I'm gonna give it to anybody that's *man* enough to take it.

• George Lopez : [Ernie, Frank and Carl try to teach George to dance by drunk popping and locking]  That doesn't look NEAR as pretty when you're sober.