George Lopez (TV Series)

The Valentine's Day Massacre (2003)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : Mom, will you be my valentine?

  George Lopez : [under his breath]  Suckup.

  Angie Lopez : Let's see what you got.

  [takes lid off jewelry box] 

  Angie Lopez : Oh these earrings are beautiful!

  [gasps] 

  Angie Lopez : Are these the ones with my birthstone?

  Max Lopez : [looks at George]  Yeah, garnets.

• Carmen Lopez : [sees Angie's garden hat]  What's with the hat?

  George Lopez : What's with the sweater?

  Angie Lopez : It's your dad's valentine present for me.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, I get it, the real present's buried in the garden. Maybe those earrings with your birthstones you've been wanting.

  Max Lopez : [looks at George]  That's right, some of us can take hints, and some of us can't!