George Lopez (TV Series)

The Valentine's Day Massacre (2003)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie : Angie lied to you. She told you a BIG lie.

  George Lopez : One of the kids isn't mine? Is it Carmen?

• Ernie : [Ernie paid Marisol to paint a picture of Angie on the garage and credit George for doing it]  I tried painting it myself but it started to look like a monkey with boobs.

  Marisol : A monkey with boobs still owes me money.

  Ernie : Well go get it from Mariah Carey because that's who you painted!

• Ernie : How did Angie like her gift?

  George Lopez : To be honest, she wasn't too thrilled. Every year I try and find something that she'll like, but I'm just no good at getting presents.

• Ernie : [after the party]  I'll help cleanup, but I'm not going home. It's the one day of the year that my parents get romantic. It takes all day and it usually ends up with my dad drunk and crying, and my mom playing the accordion.