George Lopez (TV Series)

The Simple Life (2004)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : I want the truth and I want it now.

  George Lopez : Okay... you're not shrinking. Ernie and I have been lengthening your workcoat...

  Ernie : [coughs]  Not that.

• Vic Palmero : [Benny walks in on him naked in the kitchen]  A real lady would turn around so I can cover myself.

  [Benny doesn't move] 

  Vic Palmero : I believe we're having what's referred to as a Mexican stand off.

  Benny : Looks more to me like a Cuban missile crisis.