George Lopez (TV Series)

The Art of Boxing (2004)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [finds pillow stuffing all over Max's room]  Max, what happened here?

  Max Lopez : My pillow wouldn't let me sleep, so I punched it, then I hit it with a bat, then I ripped it apart with my teeth.

  George Lopez : Okay... well that's perfectly normal...

  [leans out the door and yells] 

  George Lopez : Angie, you want to come up here and bring a crucifix?

• George Lopez : You're not boxing anymore, Max. When I saw you get knocked out I realized it's too dangerous.

  Max Lopez : But, I could get hurt skateboarding, or playing soccer, or throwing steak knife darts with Ricky.

  [George and Angie look at him] 

  Max Lopez : I have a concussion, I don't know what I'm saying.

  Angie Lopez : The difference between those things is in boxing, somebody is *trying* to hurt you.

  George Lopez : You see, Max, when you get hurt we want it to be more of a surprise, the shock makes us care about you more.