George Lopez (TV Series)

The Art of Boxing (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : [finds pillow stuffing all over Max's room]  Max, what happened here?

  Max Lopez : My pillow wouldn't let me sleep, so I punched it, then I hit it with a bat, then I ripped it apart with my teeth.

  George Lopez : Okay... well that's perfectly normal...

  [leans out the door and yells] 

  George Lopez : Angie, you want to come up here and bring a crucifix?

• George Lopez : You're not boxing anymore, Max. When I saw you get knocked out I realized it's too dangerous.

  Max Lopez : But, I could get hurt skateboarding, or playing soccer, or throwing steak knife darts with Ricky.

  [George and Angie look at him] 

  Max Lopez : I have a concussion, I don't know what I'm saying.

  Angie Lopez : The difference between those things is in boxing, somebody is *trying* to hurt you.

  George Lopez : You see, Max, when you get hurt we want it to be more of a surprise, the shock makes us care about you more.

• George Lopez : Until we figure out something else, you're not going through this alone. If you can't sleep, we'll stay up with you. We'll watch TV, we'll play board games... we'll prank call Grandma Benny late at night when she's drunk. 'Ben? Ben Dover? There's no Ben Dover here you damn kids! If you had any huevos you'd come over here and say that to my gun!'

• Carmen Lopez : [at Max's boxing match]  Dad, what's a ring card girl?

  George Lopez : Something you'll never be.

  Carmen Lopez : [yells back to the concession stand]  I can't! But thanks for the soda!

• George Lopez : Boxing is a good way to relieve stress, but Angie will never go for it, she'll be worried Max can get hurt.

  Vic Palermo : How could he get hurt? He's half Mexican, half Cuban.

  George Lopez : Orale, he was born for this!