George Lopez (TV Series)

The Art of Boxing (2004)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Now I'm really worried, Max wants to know if we have any pillowcases that taste better.

• George Lopez : You're not boxing anymore, Max. When I saw you get knocked out I realized it's too dangerous.

  Max Lopez : But, I could get hurt skateboarding, or playing soccer, or throwing steak knife darts with Ricky.

  [George and Angie look at him] 

  Max Lopez : I have a concussion, I don't know what I'm saying.

  Angie Lopez : The difference between those things is in boxing, somebody is *trying* to hurt you.

  George Lopez : You see, Max, when you get hurt we want it to be more of a surprise, the shock makes us care about you more.

• Angie Lopez : [discovers Max's black eye]  I want to know what happened, right now.

  Benny : Okay, I'll tell you the truth: I slapped him. He mouthed off to me and I lost it.

  Angie Lopez : I seriously doubt there is anything he could say anything to set you off.

  Benny : He said you were spoiled, a bad cook, and a failure as a wife.