George Lopez (TV Series)

She Drives Me Crazy (2004)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : [driving Benny's car as she pops open a beer can]  Grandma, is that a beer?

  Benny : Just keep your eyes on the road, Princess.

  Max Lopez : [in the backseat]  You're drinking a beer and *she's* driving? Why don't you just give me a pair of scissors and I can run around back here?

  Benny : Shut up and put your seat belt on.

  Max Lopez : I can't, the buckle's gone.

  Benny : Well, then put something heavy in your lap.

  [to Carmen] 

  Benny : Why are you slowing down?

  Carmen Lopez : Because we just passed a police car.

  Benny : Okay, be cool. Maybe he didn't see the beer.

  [sirens blare]