"George Lopez" She Drives Me Crazy (TV Episode 2004) - Masiela Lusha as Carmen Lopez

George Lopez : [shows Carmen a calendar] What's the date circled?

Carmen Lopez : My 18th birthday...

George Lopez : I circled that, because that's going to be the worst day of my life.

Carmen Lopez : Oh... why's there a little potato next to it?

George Lopez : Actually that's a boot, I was angry at you one day and I was going to kick you out.
Carmen Lopez : [driving Benny's car as she pops open a beer can] Grandma, is that a beer?

Benny : Just keep your eyes on the road, Princess.

Max Lopez : [in the backseat] You're drinking a beer and *she's* driving? Why don't you just give me a pair of scissors and I can run around back here?

Benny : Shut up and put your seat belt on.

Max Lopez : I can't, the buckle's gone.

Benny : Well, then put something heavy in your lap.

[to Carmen]

Benny : Why are you slowing down?

Carmen Lopez : Because we just passed a police car.

Benny : Okay, be cool. Maybe he didn't see the beer.

[sirens blare]
Carmen Lopez : [dances, while singing] I'm getting my license. I'm going driving.

Benny : Okay, now if you had done that when the cop pulled us over, I would still have my car.
Carmen Lopez : Should I go the usual way home?

George Lopez : No, I want to go down Van Nuys, across Magnolia, then up Reseda.

Carmen Lopez : Oh, that's cool. We're taking the major streets so I can practice passing.

George Lopez : No, that way we pass three hospitals and a church in case I need last rites.

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez