George Lopez (TV Series)

She Drives Me Crazy (2004)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Okay everyone, listen up, as you all know, this afternoon my mom had a court date. The judge decided to be creative and sentenced her to public humiliation. Now I don't want anyone to panic at what I'm about to say, Mom, take it off.

  [guys moan and cringe] 

  George Lopez : [Benny removes her jacket, revealing a sign on her chest]  "Ask me how I endangered my grandchildren's lives." Turn around so I can see the answer.

  Ernie : Bend over. I'll give it to you.