George Lopez (TV Series)

She Drives Me Crazy (2004)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : Oh, good job, officer. You stopped a little old lady from sipping a beer. You know, why don't you go to a crack house and make sure they're rewinding their videos?

  Officer Johnson : It is going to be a pleasure testifying against you. Have a nice day.

  Benny : You know what?

  [George pulls her back] 

• Carmen Lopez : [driving Benny's car as she pops open a beer can]  Grandma, is that a beer?

  Benny : Just keep your eyes on the road, Princess.

  Max Lopez : [in the backseat]  You're drinking a beer and *she's* driving? Why don't you just give me a pair of scissors and I can run around back here?

  Benny : Shut up and put your seat belt on.

  Max Lopez : I can't, the buckle's gone.

  Benny : Well, then put something heavy in your lap.

  [to Carmen] 

  Benny : Why are you slowing down?

  Carmen Lopez : Because we just passed a police car.

  Benny : Okay, be cool. Maybe he didn't see the beer.

  [sirens blare] 

• George Lopez : Mom! What were you thinking?

  Angie Lopez : Where is your judgement? How could you drink with a 15-year-old girl behind the wheel?

  Benny : Come on. I was choking on a French fry and there was nothing else to drink. It was just one sip. George, come on. You of all people know that I can drink a beer and watch a kid.

  George Lopez : What are you talking about? You never watched me. The neighbors had to pitch in to build a fence to keep me from crawling in the street!

• Carmen Lopez : [dances, while singing]  I'm getting my license. I'm going driving.

  Benny : Okay, now if you had done that when the cop pulled us over, I would still have my car.