George Lopez (TV Series)

Secrets and Lies (2003)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : Dad, Grandma says Grandpa has a tail. Does that mean I'm gonna grow a tail too?

  George Lopez : That depends on you, Max. It's under your skin right now and every time you lie, it grows a little bit more.

  Max Lopez : I broke Carmen's CD player.

  George Lopez : You just bought yourself another day, monkey boy.

• Angie Lopez : [to the kids about Benny]  Grandma drank too much yesterday. Alcohol is basically a poison and if you drink too much, you get sick.

  Max Lopez : What if you drink just the right amount?

  George Lopez : Nobody knows what the right amount is, Max. It's somewhere between the first sip and drinking milk directly from a cow.