George Lopez (TV Series)

Sabes Quake (2005)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie's Mom : [on walkie talkie]  Where are you, Ernesto? I'm hungry!

  Ernie : I'm at George's house!

  Ernie's Mom : Liar!

  George Lopez : [Ernie hands him the walkie talkie]  Hi Mrs. Cardenas!

  Ernie's Mom : Is everybody alright?

  George Lopez : Yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking.

  Ernie's Mom : Is your mother there?

  George Lopez : Yeah, she's here.

  Ernie's Mom : Good, then she's not the one that stole our lawnmower.

  Benny : [takes walkie talkie]  Hey Sylvie! You should get an inspector to come out, because you might be able to get money from the government for your butt, your boobs, and everything else that's falling down around you.

• Ernie : [on the walkie talkie]  What're you doing, Mom?

  Ernie's Mom : I'm looking for the other walkie talkie you lost. Testing, testing, allo? Allo?

  Ernie : I didn't lose it, Mom!

  Ernie's Mom : Of course you did, you'd lose your peepee if it wasn't attached.

  George Lopez : [laughing]  Orale.