George Lopez (TV Series)

Sabes Quake (2005)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Mom, I want to talk to you about something that happened when I was a kid.

  Benny : You know what? Let me save you the trouble: I never hugged you, I never told you I'm proud of you, and I can't say 'I love you' without sounding sarcastic.

  George Lopez : What about the earthquake when I was 6?

  Benny : George! There are incest victims with fewer repressed memories than you!

• George Lopez : I was all alone during that earthquake, you weren't there.

  Benny : George, I couldn't be there. I was stuck at my second job and the buses weren't running.

  George Lopez : But you never talked to me. You never made me feel better.

  Benny : What was I supposed to say, that everything was going to be alright? Everything's not going to be alright. There are earthquakes and hurricanes and tornadoes, and a lot of really good people die for no reason, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

  George Lopez : [dryly]  Thanks for not talking to me.

• Benny : I heard on the radio that the earthquake was a 6.2, it was centered in Northridge.

  George Lopez : Northridge again? What the hell are those people doing over there? They need to knock down their false idols and recognize.

  Benny : I also heard there's a city wide curfew and people have already started looting. What has happened to L.A.? It used to be you could fix your place up, get a bite to eat, and then go out and loot at your own pace. I might not even go out this year.

• Ernie's Mom : [on walkie talkie]  Where are you, Ernesto? I'm hungry!

  Ernie : I'm at George's house!

  Ernie's Mom : Liar!

  George Lopez : [Ernie hands him the walkie talkie]  Hi Mrs. Cardenas!

  Ernie's Mom : Is everybody alright?

  George Lopez : Yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking.

  Ernie's Mom : Is your mother there?

  George Lopez : Yeah, she's here.

  Ernie's Mom : Good, then she's not the one that stole our lawnmower.

  Benny : [takes walkie talkie]  Hey Sylvie! You should get an inspector to come out, because you might be able to get money from the government for your butt, your boobs, and everything else that's falling down around you.

• Benny : [George runs out screaming when Eggos pop up in the toaster]  I'm sorry, Angie, this is all my fault, I wasn't there to hug him every time *waffles* popped up!