George Lopez (TV Series)

Sabes Quake (2005)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : Has Dad even BEEN in the house since the earthquake?

  Angie Lopez : Of course he has, he wouldn't wear the same underwear 3 days in a row.

  Max Lopez : Are you kidding? He's the one that taught me how to wear the same pair for 4 days: frontward, backward, inside out, turnaround.

  Angie Lopez : [shocked and disgusted]  You are, *never*, doing that again. I'm going to go talk to your father, now, go take your underwear off, and put it, in the fireplace.

• George Lopez : It's over, okay, everybody run outside.

  Angie Lopez : No wait, I think we're supposed to stay in the doorway incase there's an aftershock.

  Vic Palmero : No, we're supposed to get under a table.

  Max Lopez : You're supposed to make yourself look bigger!

  George Lopez : That's for bears!

  [house starts shaking again] 

  Max Lopez : [holds up the back of his jacket on his sleeves]  I'm bigger! I'm bigger!

  [George carries him out] 

• Angie Lopez : George, I had $200 in cash in this emergency kit, and it's gone. Did you dip into it playing poker in the garage?

  George Lopez : Would you call 3 aces and 1 chip an emergency?

  Angie Lopez : No.

  George Lopez : Then we've been robbed!