George Lopez (TV Series)
Prototype (2002)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Angie Lopez : How many weeks have you had this period?
Carmen Lopez : I don't know... six?
George Lopez : Six weeks, if you went to a Catholic school, you'd be a miracle.
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Max Lopez : What's a period?
George Lopez : It's a bullet you dodged.
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Angie Lopez : She lied.
Benny : They lie because they're not afraid of you.
George Lopez : Mom, we're handling this.
Benny : I don't see anybody getting hit.
Angie Lopez : We don't hit our kids, Benny, we threaten to send them to your house.
George Lopez : Hey hey, isn't this fun for me?
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George Lopez : Angie, does she really need to know how to swim? We're already here.
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George Lopez : You want me to fire my mom? Jack, I get scared wishing her a happy birthday!
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Jack Powers : It's a big day in a man's life the first time he fires his parent. I remember the look on my dad's face when I fired him. That was a good birthday!
George Lopez : Well it wasn't good for me!
Jack Powers : What wasn't?
George Lopez : Firing her, I did it yesterday.
Jack Powers : What? George, you weren't supposed to actually fire her!
George Lopez : You told me to!
Jack Powers : I thought you'd talk to me about it first, I was testing you, George!
George Lopez : Testing me? Jack, that's WHY I work in a factory: I'm NO good with tests!
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Carmen Lopez : Max wants to know if he can sleep with the light on, he dreamed that Grandma was trying to kill him.
Angie Lopez : [to George] You want to bring THAT into our home?
George Lopez : Angie, it's a boy dreaming about spending time with his grandmother, does it really matter what they're doing?
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Carmen Lopez : Max had a nightmare about Grandma again.
Max Lopez : [gets in bed with George and Angie] This time she was chasing me with a knife.
[Benny enters the bedroom with knife]
Max Lopez : AHHHH!
George Lopez : [turns] AHHHH!
Carmen Lopez : [turns] AHHHH!
Angie Lopez : [turns] AHHHH!
Benny : [unfazed] Who wants cake?
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George Lopez : I want 2 weeks paid vacation, not for me, for my mom.
Jack Powers : No problem, George, I'll give her 3 weeks, I don't like her!