George Lopez (TV Series)

Prescription for Trouble (2005)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : My stomach hurts.

  Angie Lopez : What did you eat?

  Max Lopez : Some mints that were in Carmen's room.

  George Lopez : Carmen!

  Carmen Lopez : What's going on?

  George Lopez : Max took some of your mints and they made him sick.

  Carmen Lopez : What mints?

  Max Lopez : The ones in the little tin in your coat pocket under the bed.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh! Those mints. They were probably just stale. How many did you take?

  Max Lopez : 5, Monday through Friday.

  George Lopez : What do you mean Monday through Friday?

  Max Lopez : They were all on a wheel. She had about a month's worth.

• Angie Lopez : You're going to be all right, Max. But all the same, I'll call the poison control center.

  Max Lopez : What's going on?

  George Lopez : You accidentally took some of your sister's birth control pills.

  Max Lopez : What's going to happen?

  George Lopez : We're going to kill Carmen, and if you're anything like your mother, you'll experience some tenderness around your breasts.

• George Lopez : [to Vic]  When Angie was sixteen, did you give her the Pill?

  Vic : No, I gave it to her sister, Gloria.

  Angie Lopez : Why did you give them to Gloria but not to me?

  Vic : Because when I said that sex was a serious matter that only had importance in the relationship between 2 loving consenting adults, you listened. Your sister didn't.