George Lopez (TV Series)

Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [to Carmen about Zack]  He told me he was going to dump you as soon as he got you into bed.

  Carmen Lopez : You're lying! You hate him so much, you'd make up anything.

  George Lopez : Oh, yeah? Did I also make up that he trashed the factory? Or that he got a sixteen-year-old girl pregnant?

  Angie Lopez : He didn't even care enough about that girl to use protection?

• George Lopez : [to Zack about Carmen]  I'm not warning you again, it's over between you two.

  Zack Powers : I think it'll be over when Carmen gets out of bed to make me a sandwich.

  [George jumps to attack him] 

• George Lopez : [after finding out Carmen's dating Zack]  I am going to kill Carmen!

  Angie Lopez : I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen.

  George Lopez : So we'll still have one kid left.

  Angie Lopez : Max is a good boy. He will be our future.

  Max Lopez : [walks out the door in a cheerful mood]  Well, I'm off to fail the 5th grade.

• Zack Powers : [to George]  My dad knows I'm here.

  George Lopez : I don't care.

  Ernie : Me either. I got $15,000 in the bank, I'll just live off the interest.

• Carmen Lopez : [to her parents about Zack]  You guys don't understand Zack! His dad was never there for him and his mom's a bitter old drunk. You have no idea what that's like.

  [Benny hides her beer] 

  George Lopez : [to Benny]  Do you want to field that one?

• Young Carmen : [to George during a flashback, carrying a puzzle]  Daddy, can you help me put this together?

  George Lopez : [drinking beer and reading the paper]  Not now, Carmen. I'm busy.

  [Carmen leaves the kitchen; end of flashback\current time] 

  George Lopez : Angie, I'm going to find Carmen and bring her back.