George Lopez (TV Series)

Meet the Cuban Parents (2002)

Emiliano Díez: Vic Palmero

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Every time you come here, I get this huge knot in my stomach, and I am not playing peacemaker anymore. So either say something nice about George, or leave.

  George Lopez : Or you can say something nice to me on the way to the airport.

  Vic Palermo : I thought you would screw up, you didn't. Okay?

  George Lopez : Yes, thank you! God bless us everyone!

  Angie Lopez : You think this is easy for me? Angie's my little girl, and she will always be my little girl. And you'll always be the guy who took her away from me. Just wait until Carmen brings home some long haired loser in a Black Sabbath T-shirt... hope for your sake that he turns out to be as successful as you did.

• George Lopez : Now you have to say something nice about Black Sabbath.

  Vic Palermo : [thinks]  I would rather listen to Black Sabbath than have a myocardial infarction. And that was a free one.