George Lopez (TV Series)

Love Bites (2002)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Angie, have you seen Carmen's dance shirt?

  Angie Lopez : Which one?

  Benny : The ones with the enormous breasts in it.

  George Lopez : Keep it clean! Chi chis!

• George Lopez : Tell her about being 16 and pregnant, tell her about how I ruined your life.

  Benny : Oh you didn't ruin my life.

  George Lopez : This is no time for jokes!

  Benny : [to Carmen]  Your father didn't ruin my life, *I* ruined my life. Look, when you're young you meet a guy who seems great, and you forget about what's right or wrong and go to bed with him, and it's pretty good!

  George Lopez : MOM!

  Benny : I'm not going to lie! But then, he doesn't turn out to be as great as you thought and the next thing you know, you're alone with a baby. And while the rest of your friends are out having a great time, you're up to your stretch marks in dirty diapers. I gave up all my pretty years for him

  [points to George] 

  George Lopez : Are you ready for that to be you?

  Carmen Lopez : I'm not going to have sex, I know I'm not ready yet.