George Lopez (TV Series)
Love Bites (2002)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : From now on, you're homeschooled, anything we don't know, you don't know. When was the Korean War? I don't know and neither do you! What's the Magna Carter? Sorry, bro!
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George Lopez : Angie, have you seen Carmen's dance shirt?
Angie Lopez : Which one?
Benny : The ones with the enormous breasts in it.
George Lopez : Keep it clean! Chi chis!
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George Lopez : [Adam's at the door] Angie, does that moron have a hickey?
Angie Lopez : Yep.
Carmen Lopez : Run, Adam!
[Adam freezes]
Angie Lopez : You better *run*, moron!
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Angie Lopez : [George comes in disheveled with a radio antenna in hand] What happened to you?
George Lopez : Racial profiling.
Angie Lopez : What?
George Lopez : Let me ask you a question: if you're a cop, who do you chase? The BMW that runs a red light, or the Mexican chasing the BMW screaming 'I'll kill you!'?
Angie Lopez : Is that Adam's car antenna?
George Lopez : Yep, touch my daughter and you go back to AM, fool.
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George Lopez : Tell her about being 16 and pregnant, tell her about how I ruined your life.
Benny : Oh you didn't ruin my life.
George Lopez : This is no time for jokes!
Benny : [to Carmen] Your father didn't ruin my life, *I* ruined my life. Look, when you're young you meet a guy who seems great, and you forget about what's right or wrong and go to bed with him, and it's pretty good!
George Lopez : MOM!
Benny : I'm not going to lie! But then, he doesn't turn out to be as great as you thought and the next thing you know, you're alone with a baby. And while the rest of your friends are out having a great time, you're up to your stretch marks in dirty diapers. I gave up all my pretty years for him
[points to George]
George Lopez : Are you ready for that to be you?
Carmen Lopez : I'm not going to have sex, I know I'm not ready yet.
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George Lopez : [showing Carmen pictures of STDs to scare her out of having sex] Some of these diseases can kill you, and then there are others like... Angie, where are my genital herpes?
Angie Lopez : They should be in your lap.
George Lopez : No, all I have here is crabs.
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George Lopez : [showing Carmen pictures] This is gonorrhea!
[Carmen squeezes her eyes shut and moans]
George Lopez : Bet you're not glad now you talked me into getting that color printer.
[to Angie]
George Lopez : The red really pops.