George Lopez (TV Series)

Love Bites (2002)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Angie, have you seen Carmen's dance shirt?

  Angie Lopez : Which one?

  Benny : The ones with the enormous breasts in it.

  George Lopez : Keep it clean! Chi chis!

• Angie Lopez : There's something I want to talk to you about, but first let me make us a cup of tea.

  Carmen Lopez : [groans]  No! The last time we had tea it was to talk about my special visitor, oh and you forgot to mention she comes with a couple friends: crampy and bloaty!

• George Lopez : [Adam's at the door]  Angie, does that moron have a hickey?

  Angie Lopez : Yep.

  Carmen Lopez : Run, Adam!

  [Adam freezes] 

  Angie Lopez : You better *run*, moron!

• Angie Lopez : [George comes in disheveled with a radio antenna in hand]  What happened to you?

  George Lopez : Racial profiling.

  Angie Lopez : What?

  George Lopez : Let me ask you a question: if you're a cop, who do you chase? The BMW that runs a red light, or the Mexican chasing the BMW screaming 'I'll kill you!'?

  Angie Lopez : Is that Adam's car antenna?

  George Lopez : Yep, touch my daughter and you go back to AM, fool.

• George Lopez : [showing Carmen pictures of STDs to scare her out of having sex]  Some of these diseases can kill you, and then there are others like... Angie, where are my genital herpes?

  Angie Lopez : They should be in your lap.

  George Lopez : No, all I have here is crabs.