George Lopez (TV Series)

Long Time No See (2003)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Ernie, did you see the brunette checking you out by the jukebox?

  Ernie : Really?

  [takes off] 

  George Lopez : You got about 10 seconds before he realizes you lied to him.

  Ernie : [later]  Which one?

  Angie Lopez : The other one.

  [Ernie goes back] 

  Ernie : [later, comes up behind a dark haired man]  Is this the one you were talking about, Angie? Because it's *not* funny!

  Angie Lopez : [to the man]  I'm sorry, I just needed to talk to my husband alone.

  George Lopez : Hey man, don't let him go, at least you know what you're getting with those pants. Whappa!