George Lopez (TV Series)

Long Time No See (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : You know, when I hit Manny I told him it was for you.

  Benny : You did? That's the first gift you've ever given me that I actually wanted. Paint me a picture!

  George Lopez : He was on the floor... there was a little blood in the corner of his mouth.

  Benny : Oh!

  [hugs George] 

• Angie Lopez : Ernie, did you see the brunette checking you out by the jukebox?

  Ernie : Really?

  [takes off] 

  George Lopez : You got about 10 seconds before he realizes you lied to him.

  Ernie : [later]  Which one?

  Angie Lopez : The other one.

  [Ernie goes back] 

  Ernie : [later, comes up behind a dark haired man]  Is this the one you were talking about, Angie? Because it's *not* funny!

  Angie Lopez : [to the man]  I'm sorry, I just needed to talk to my husband alone.

  George Lopez : Hey man, don't let him go, at least you know what you're getting with those pants. Whappa!

• George Lopez : [runs to the car after punching Manny]  Seat belts on! Seat belts on!

  [gets in the car] 

  George Lopez : He wasn't there!

  [drives away] 

• George Lopez : [Vic offers them $20,000 to pay back Angie's company]  Angie, did you call your dad?

  Vic Palermo : She didn't have to, a father always knows when his daughter's in trouble.

  [hugs Angie and jerks her hair subtly] 

  Vic Palermo : Especially when the daughter calls the mother *two* times a day,

  [Angie moans] 

  Vic Palermo : and the mother won't let the father *sleep*.

• George Lopez : [after walking Mr. Needles]  I think we just flooded a prairie dog colony, let's get out of here.