George Lopez (TV Series)

Leave It to Lopez (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [watching TV]  Hey, "Leave It to Beaver."

  Max Lopez : I hate these old shows.

  George Lopez : Hey, when I was growing up, my dad wasn't around, my mom was always working - these shows were like my family. "The Munsters," "The Jetsons"... I used to pretend they loved me.

  Max Lopez : And you're the guy I'm supposed to look up to, huh?

  George Lopez : [as Ralph Kramden from "The Honeymooners"]  One of these days, Max, one of these days... POW! ZOOM! Straight to the moon!

  [Max looks confused] 

  George Lopez : [as Vinnie Barbarino from "Welcome Back, Kotter"]  Up your nose with a rubber hose?

  [as Flo from "Alice"] 

  George Lopez : Oh, kiss my grits!

  [as Chico from "Chico and the Man"] 

  George Lopez : It's not my job, man!

  [normal voice] 

  George Lopez : Eh, go to bed.

  [he does] 

  George Lopez : Max,

  [as Fred Sanford from "Sanford and Son"] 

  George Lopez : good night, you big dummy!

  Max Lopez : [exasperated]  I don't know what you're saying!