George Lopez (TV Series)

Landlord Almighty (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Any problems with the building? Take it up with the super. He's in the next room and he's 11.

• Carmen Lopez : [about the mannequin in the wall]  The mannequin represents my spirit trying to get out of a spiritual prison.

  George Lopez : Is your spirit so dumb, it can't use the door?

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  You want to be treated like an adult?

  Carmen Lopez : Uh, yeah.

  George Lopez : Okay, the rent's due the first of the month.

• Angie Lopez : Carmen, your mail came, there's something from a school and a letter from Toby and two pieces of junk mail.

  [holds up a plate with 2 pizza slices] 

  Carmen Lopez : Thank you, thank you...

  George Lopez : Angie!

  Angie Lopez : [gives Carmen the plate]  Run up to your room and eat your mail.

• Carmen Lopez : [to Taylor]  My dad's making me pay rent!

  George Lopez : Yeah, landlord and a dad, I'm like a triple threat.

• George Lopez : Carmen's about to crack. Taylor's taking her clothes, eating her food, using her phone. She's an ungrateful, selfish brat. It's perfect! Carmen now has her own Carmen. Night night.

• [George just told Taylor to leave] 

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, you can't do that! She pays rent here!

  George Lopez : Do you really want me to bring her back down here and tell her she can stay?

  [Carmen nods] 

  George Lopez : So she can eat your food, borrow your clothes, and spend your money?

  Carmen Lopez : Nooo.

  George Lopez : Are you ready to go back to being our daughter and live under our rules?

  Carmen Lopez : You know, I still have that bag packed upstairs.

  Angie Lopez : Fine. Then go get it.

  Carmen Lopez : You don't mean that.

  Angie Lopez : Yeah, I do, because having you out all night at parties is no different than having you run away. I need to know where you are and that you're safe, but if you're not willing to do that for me, then go.

  Carmen Lopez : *You're* kicking me out?

  Angie Lopez : I'm giving you a choice. You can leave this house and be on your own or I will go upstairs, unpack your bags, and, as your mother, I will fix you a nice breakfast and tuck you in for a nap 'cause you look exhausted.

  [Carmen thinks for a moment] 

  Carmen Lopez : Can I have French toast before my nap?

  Angie Lopez : Yes, honey.

  [Angie and Carmen hug each other]