George Lopez (TV Series)

I Only Have Eyes for You (2003)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : [discovers Max is peeking on Olivia through a hole in Carmen's wall]  So what do you think of my little brother?

  Olivia : He's cute.

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, too bad about his eye.

  Olivia : What's wrong with his eye?

  Max Lopez : [Carmen sprays perfume into the hole]  OW!

• Max Lopez : [after Carmen's prank lands him in the hospital with stitches in his head]  I'm gonna kill her.

  Angie Lopez : Max!

  Max Lopez : No, I mean it, I'm really going to kill her, and Grandma told me how to make it look like an accident.

  Angie Lopez : You're NOT killing anyone, and now you know what it feels like to have your privacy violated.