George Lopez (TV Series)

Home Sweet Homeschool (2004)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : Home school! Mom could teach me!

  George Lopez : Why should she be punished?

• Carmen Lopez : [to Angie]  So, now you're accusing me of cheating? This is hell! I can't take it anymore! There's no breaks, no one to talk to, it's just you all day! Have you ever spent 8 hours with yourself? No wonder Dad always hides in the garage.

  George Lopez : I'm not hiding. I'm working.

  Carmen Lopez : It doesn't take 3 years to build a birdhouse.

  George Lopez : It does if you're doing it southern plantation style.

• Janet : Your daughter appeared in a Chingy video having a pillow fight on a waterbed.

  Carmen Lopez : [excited]  I didn't get cut out!

  [later] 

  Carmen Lopez : I can't go back to public school, they called me a *whore*.

  Janet : Beeeeefore you did the video?