George Lopez (TV Series)

George's Dog Days of Bummer (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Max Lopez : I want to play video games, but Grandma's still asleep on the couch.

  Angie Lopez : It's 3 o' clock, why didn't you tell her to get up?

  Max Lopez : I did, but she's not moving.

  Angie Lopez : Oh my God, what if she isn't asleep? What if she's...

  George Lopez : I'll get the champagne!

  Angie Lopez : George! The kids.

  George Lopez : They can have some too!

• George Lopez : [finding Benny unresponsive on the couch]  Mom?

  Carmen Lopez : Okay, I just took CPR in P.E. We're supposed to pull her tongue out and scoop any vomit out of her airway.

  George Lopez : [looks at Angie]  We did all that we could, I'm calling it, time of death, 10 after 3.

  [pulls blanket over Benny] 

• Duane 'Dog' Chapman : WHO ARE YOU?

  George Lopez : George Lopez, my mom's the one whose house burnt down.

  Duane 'Dog' Chapman : So YOU'RE the loser son she's always complaining about!

  George Lopez : [to Ernie, proudly]  She talks about me!

• George Lopez : Mom, I know in hard times it helps to be surrounded by your loved ones. We ran into some of your friends at the liquor store. Jack, Jim, Johnny, the Captain.

  Ernie : [curls his finger like a hook]  Aaarrrrrgh!

• Angie Lopez : [the kids put on a play of Benny's life]  How much more is there?

  Carmen Lopez : There's the daughter she gave away, and the time she got gonorrhea.

  George Lopez : [stands up]  Okay! Show's over!