George Lopez (TV Series)

George vs. George (2003)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

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• George Lopez : [on the couch, talking on the phone]  Listen, I told the man, who connected me to the woman, who connected me to you that these charges are not mine! I'm not that George Lopez; I'm this George Lopez! No. Don't put me on hold. Don't put me on hold. Don't -

  [his expression changes; starts singing] 

  George Lopez : Who can it be now. Who can it be now.

  Angie Lopez : [comes downstairs with laundry basket; George sits up]  How's it going?

  George Lopez : Uh, none of these people believe me.

  [stands up and walks to kitchen] 

  George Lopez : This is gonna take forever.

  [starts dancing in his place and singing again] 

  George Lopez : Who can it be knocking at my door.

  [bangs phone 3 times on the counter and puts it back to his ear] 

  Angie Lopez : Well, it can't take forever. We need that money for Allendale.

  George Lopez : You know it's fourteen grand a year until Carmen graduates.

  [Angie turns to give George a look] 

  George Lopez : We could be talkin' six, seven years.

  [Angie looks exasperated and walks over and whacks him with the dish towel and goes back to the basket she places on the chair] 

  George Lopez : Hello, this is George Lopez. No, man. Don't send me another form. What? That's not my business address. That must be the other George -

  [Angie turns] 

  George Lopez : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry; that's my address. Just say it again. I wanna make sure you got it right.

  [snaps his fingers to signal Angie to get him paper and writing utensil; she rushes over to grab it and his snapping and arm motions intensify and she finally gives him the paper and pencil and he starts writing] 

  George Lopez : 2796 Van Nuys Boulevard. Thanks a lot.

  [turns off the phone; turns to Angie] 

  George Lopez : I got him, Angie. I got him.

  [walks away and to the door] 

  Angie Lopez : Okay, George: Take it easy.

  George Lopez : There's a thief over at 2679 Van Nuys and I'm gonna kick his butt.

  [grabs his coat] 

  Angie Lopez : George! Your - your dyslexia! It's 2796!

  George Lopez : Don't try t' stop me; I'm goin' to 2976 and kickin' whoever's butt's there!

  Angie Lopez : It's 2796!

  [runs out as he goes] 

  George Lopez : I don't care! I'm goin' to the 2000 block and kick everyone's butt!

  [from the yard, Angie throws up her arm in exasperation and George peeks over the fence] 

  George Lopez : Angie!

  Angie Lopez : [angry]  2796!

• George Lopez : [Carmen's been accepted to Allendale]  How much?

  Angie Lopez : You know she can't go back to a regular school where the kids are calling her a whore.

  George Lopez : Under $5000, she goes to Allendale, over $5000, I say we buy her a pair of heels and a miniskirt and embrace this whole whore thing.