George Lopez (TV Series)

George vs. George (2003)

Lou Diamond Phillips: George L.

Quotes 

• George Lopez : This is my work place, be there at 10 AM tomorrow morning and bring your birth certificate, because if you don't, I'm going to come find you and kick your ass.

  George Lopez : Kick all you want, dude, I skateboard, I can't feel *anything* down there.

  [George moves towards him] 

  George Lopez : I'll be there.