George Lopez (TV Series)

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (2004)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  You're not going out tonight.

  Carmen Lopez : I get it, it's too soon. I'll just go to bed, but I want you to know things aren't the same. I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy. I've done it all. So no more curfews, no more rules, I'm an adult, and tomorrow night, I'm going out. George. Angie.

  [goes upstairs] 

  Angie Lopez : Did she just call me Angie?

  George Lopez : She's right. Things aren't the same, they're worse.

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  You were in a hotel room alone with Zack. Don't think I don't know what happened.

  Carmen Lopez : You think I had sex with Zack? Well, I didn't. He tried to get me to, but I wouldn't.

  George Lopez : How stupid do you think I am? It's San Francisco. They got men and women, women and women, men and men. Sabs que, it's a free-for-all up there!

  Carmen Lopez : Nothing happened! He tried to get me drunk. I wouldn't do that, either. Okay, what do you want to do? You want to take me to a doctor and test me? I'm still a virgin.

  George Lopez : They have a test? We'll go right now. What time is it, 9:00? We'll go to the urgent care.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad! I didn't do anything.

  George Lopez : Don't lie to me!

  Carmen Lopez : I didn't! You raised me better than that.

  George Lopez : No, I didn't. I worked too hard, I lost my temper. I was way too tough on you.

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, you were, but whenever Zack wanted to do something, I kept hearing your voice: "Don't do anything you'd be ashamed to tell me or Mom about."

• Carmen Lopez : [to George]  You were right about Zack. He was only after one thing.

  George Lopez : You know, baby, I wish I could say it's never going to happen again, but I'm always going to be right.

• Carmen Lopez : [to George]  You have issues.

  George Lopez : You know, you're damn right I have issues. I try to give you everything I never had and you run away from it.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, yeah, I have everything. I have a father and a mother who treat me like a baby and control everything I do.

• Angie Lopez : [about Carmen]  George! Remember the literature? She's home safe and sound. We should be happy now.

  George Lopez : Angie, don't try to pretend everything's all right. It wasn't all right last night when you were crying.

  Carmen Lopez : Maybe you should have thought of that when you told me to leave.

  Angie Lopez : Stop it!

• Carmen Lopez : [to Angie]  I'm sorry, Mom.

  Angie Lopez : Well, it's all over now. You're home, huh? I am not going to hammer you with questions. You want some tea, honey? Sugar, cream? Are you a woman now? Cookie?

  Carmen Lopez : You said you weren't going to do that.

  Angie Lopez : I'm sorry. So... what grade is Chingy in?