George Lopez (TV Series)

George Negoti-ate It (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : I'ma do this official because I know I can only talk to designated coaches who are certified recruiters so, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to sign in.

  [hands McNabb a football and a pen] 

  Donovan McNabb : I'm supposed to sign in on a football?

  George Lopez : We're out of paper.

• Jim Morey : You have a lot of Southern Kentucky stuff. You guys alumni?

  George Lopez : No, that's just from an agent that wants Jason to go there.

  Jim Morey : So, what, Jason accepted gifts from an agent?

  George Lopez : No. He hasn't accepted a thing from anybody. Look, I did my homework. I know that I'm the only one who can get stuff for free.

  Jim Morey : And you're not related to him at all because then the gifts would make him ineligible to play college sports.

  George Lopez : Nope, not related whatsoever.

  Jim Morey : But I thought you were his legal guardian.

  George Lopez : Uhh...

  Angie Lopez : George?

  George Lopez : Oh!

  [laughs] 

  George Lopez : I forgot, man. We are alumni; I thought you said aluminum.

• George Lopez : Wish me luck. I'm off to broker my first deal as an agent.

  Angie Lopez : What's in the briefcase?

  George Lopez : Breath mints and a little black comb.