George Lopez (TV Series)
George Negoti-ate It (2005)
Constance Marie: Angie Lopez
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Quotes
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Jim Morey : You have a lot of Southern Kentucky stuff. You guys alumni?
George Lopez : No, that's just from an agent that wants Jason to go there.
Jim Morey : So, what, Jason accepted gifts from an agent?
George Lopez : No. He hasn't accepted a thing from anybody. Look, I did my homework. I know that I'm the only one who can get stuff for free.
Jim Morey : And you're not related to him at all because then the gifts would make him ineligible to play college sports.
George Lopez : Nope, not related whatsoever.
Jim Morey : But I thought you were his legal guardian.
George Lopez : Uhh...
Angie Lopez : George?
George Lopez : Oh!
[laughs]
George Lopez : I forgot, man. We are alumni; I thought you said aluminum.
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George Lopez : Wish me luck. I'm off to broker my first deal as an agent.
Angie Lopez : What's in the briefcase?
George Lopez : Breath mints and a little black comb.
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Angie Lopez : These must be the custody papers.
Benny : What custody papers?
Angie Lopez : We're going to become Jason's legal guardians until he finishes school.
Benny : So, the couple who can't even discipline their own kids, is going to adopt a 6'4 *jock* who's coming down off of steroids.