George Lopez (TV Series)

George Goes to Disneyland (2004)

Belita Moreno: Benny

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [sees Benny drop a package on the picnic table]  Mom, what're you doing back here?

  Benny : Oh, I just came back to get my smokes.

  George Lopez : [about the package]  What's this?

  Benny : I don't know, it's your yard!

  George Lopez : [opens it up, takes out a set of mouse ears, puts them on]  Thanks, Mom.

  Benny : [pause]  You know, it's a good thing you didn't have those when you were a kid, you would've gotten your ass kicked.

• Benny : I took you to Disneyland once, but you were too young to appreciate it.

  George Lopez : Why don't I remember that?

  Benny : Probably because you weren't born yet. I thought my water broke on the Matterhorn, but it was just a big splash at the end.

• George Lopez : You thought the way to keep me from being sad was to never make me happy?

  Benny : If all you know is crap, it's not crap, then it's just normal.

  George Lopez : Mom, when you're a little boy and your bed is surrounded by rat traps and you're jealous because the rats get cheese, you *know* it's crap.

• George Lopez : Splash Mountain was fun!

  Benny : Big whoop, you ride in a log over a waterfall, that's how Canadians sneak into this country.