George Lopez (TV Series)

George Goes to Disneyland (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Max Lopez : Mom, should I wake Dad up to say goodnight?

  Angie Lopez : No, let your father sleep.

  Max Lopez : Yeah, the little guy had a big day.

  George Lopez : [singing in his sleep while clutching a Mickey Mouse shaped lollypop]  Yo-ho... yo-ho... a pirate's life for me.

  [speaks] 

  George Lopez : The dog has the keys!

  [sits up and looks around] 

• George Lopez : Max, I'm sorry about not coming here with you, I'll make it up to you, next weekend we'll come back, we'll get here early, we'll go on all the rides, just the two of us, it'll be a guys' only thing.

  Max Lopez : We can't! I have to study for a big test next week!

  George Lopez : Well I don't, I'll come down myself.

• George Lopez : [sees Benny drop a package on the picnic table]  Mom, what're you doing back here?

  Benny : Oh, I just came back to get my smokes.

  George Lopez : [about the package]  What's this?

  Benny : I don't know, it's your yard!

  George Lopez : [opens it up, takes out a set of mouse ears, puts them on]  Thanks, Mom.

  Benny : [pause]  You know, it's a good thing you didn't have those when you were a kid, you would've gotten your ass kicked.

• Zack Powers : You hear I stole a car?

  George Lopez : Yep.

  Zack Powers : And that I punched my teacher?

  George Lopez : Yep.

  Zack Powers : And that I knocked up the principal's daughter?

  George Lopez : No, I didn't hear that.

  Zack Powers : It just happened, you'll hear about it next week.

  George Lopez : Yeah well anybody can steal, fight and knock up girls.

  [dumps folders in Zack's lap] 

  George Lopez : It takes a real man to file alphabetically, get to work.

• Benny : I took you to Disneyland once, but you were too young to appreciate it.

  George Lopez : Why don't I remember that?

  Benny : Probably because you weren't born yet. I thought my water broke on the Matterhorn, but it was just a big splash at the end.

• George Lopez : And you... stop buying me these ugly ass ties.

  Angie Lopez : Max picked it out for you.

• George Lopez : You thought the way to keep me from being sad was to never make me happy?

  Benny : If all you know is crap, it's not crap, then it's just normal.

  George Lopez : Mom, when you're a little boy and your bed is surrounded by rat traps and you're jealous because the rats get cheese, you *know* it's crap.

• George Lopez : Splash Mountain was fun!

  Benny : Big whoop, you ride in a log over a waterfall, that's how Canadians sneak into this country.