George Lopez (TV Series)
George Gets a Pain in the Ash (2005)
Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : [about Jason leaving Carmen] I'll get my clichés ready. 'You were too good for him', 'There are a lot of other fish in the ocean'. This one's my favorite, but you gotta sit down for this one. 'Everything happens for a reason'. You gotta sell that in the eyes. Watch that compassion.
Max Lopez : 'Everything happens for a reason'? That's what you said when my hamster died!
George Lopez : What did you want me to say? That Mr. Fluffer starved because a selfish little boy got a skateboard and forgot to feed him?
[Max looks horrified]
George Lopez : Yeah, you wish you had a cliche now, don't you, hamster killer?
