George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (2005)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Carmen, you're sixteen. How can you be pregnant?

  Benny : Whoa, deja vu. I remember having this same fight with my dad except he chased me through the neighborhood with a machete. Back then, they let you be parents.

• George Lopez : We thought you were dead, Mom. Your house burned down.

  Benny : That's not funny.

  George Lopez : We're not kidding. The fireman said it started in the bedroom.

• Angie Lopez : Where have you been?

  Benny : I was at Thirsty's getting a drink, I met a trucker, I got in his cab. Oh, so that's why you thought I was dead. Someone called 'cause they heard the screams. Well, he wasn't very flexible to start with, but he is now.

• Angie Lopez : [Benny reveals she kept all her money in her mattress]  How much did you lose?

  Benny : All of it. After busting my ass at the factory all my life, $53,000 gone.

  George Lopez : How did you get that much in a mattress?