"George Lopez" George Gets a Pain in the Ash (TV Episode 2005) - Constance Marie as Angie Lopez

Angie Lopez : Where have you been?

Benny : I was at Thirsty's getting a drink, I met a trucker, I got in his cab. Oh, so that's why you thought I was dead. Someone called 'cause they heard the screams. Well, he wasn't very flexible to start with, but he is now.
[George and Angie are unable to figure out what to do about Carmen]

Angie Lopez : Why don't you blow out your candle and make it your birthday wish?

[George blows out the candle on the cupcake]

Vic Palmero : [rushes out with the phone] Ernie's on the phone! Your mother's house is on fire!

Angie Lopez : George!

George Lopez : I used my wish on Carmen, I swear!
Angie Lopez : You named the golf balls?

George Lopez : Yeah. See the letters? C is for Carmen, J is for Jason, and B is for Benny.

Angie Lopez : Why does this one have an *A* on it?

George Lopez : Uh, A is for Aaaannnybody.
George Lopez : I decided I wanted to be called Papi instead of Grandpa. Now do you want to be called Granny or Nana?

Angie Lopez : I am not a Nana!

[turns to the side]

Angie Lopez : This is not the butt of a Nana!
Angie Lopez : [Benny reveals she kept all her money in her mattress] How much did you lose?

Benny : All of it. After busting my ass at the factory all my life, $53,000 gone.

George Lopez : How did you get that much in a mattress?

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez